Jul 7, 2010

Mr.Bean

Mr. Bean is sleeping.
The alarm clock started ringing.
But he took hold of the alarm and put it into a glass with water without waking up.
And then… a tea maker has just started.
A hose, an attachment for the tea maker, stretches to his feet.
Steam spouted from the hose and splashed on his feet.
But He blocked the exit of it by using his big toe.
And he kept sleeping.
An hour later, it’s 8:53.
He got up, and he is making his bed.
He is sleepwalking… and he bumped into the wall, then, he is wide awake.
He sat on his bed and he is putting on his slippers.
He walked to the window and opened curtains.
He is doing morning exercise.
And then, he started shaving.
His nose hairs caught in the shaver.
He took out a pair of scissors from the cabinet, and cut his nosehairs to free himself.
After that, he opened a dresser, picked out a suit, and took it off the dress hanger.
On the hanger has the picture of a mouth and “9:00”.
Mr. Bean hung out the alarm clock that he put into water to dry.
And… he found the note and he has just remembered that he has to go to a dentist at 9:00.
He is getting flustered.
He grabbed his clothes up, and he rushed away.
But… he has come back to his room tiptoeing, put a quilt over his sweet teddy bear.
And, He left the room again.

Mr. Bean came outside. He is running.
He threw his clothes and shoes into a car.
He picked a brick up and got into the car.
He took off his pajama top and he is changing into a shirt while driving.
He turned the handle quickly because the car was going to run off the road.
He put the brick on the accelerator instead of using his foot, then, he moved to the rear seat.
He started driving with his feet while he was changing into his pants.
After going back to the driver’s seat, he put on his shoes.
The car is running around a rotary over and over again.
He tries to put toothpaste on his toothbrush, but it falls on the dashboard so he scrapes it up with his toothbrush.
Also, he started brushing his teeth while looking at a side mirror.
He rinsed out his mouth by water from the wiper and spit it out.
It splashed on the lower back of a road worker.
The road worker wiped it and sniffed at it because he thought it was bird droppings.
Mr. Bean moved another car out of the parking space and parked his car there and got out of his car.
A female police officer is staring at him.
He saw his pajama were showing from his zipper.
He pulled them out and put it in an opening of the car window.
Then, he zipped up the pants while looking at her face.
He pretended nothing happened.

He arrived at the dentist office.
He sat down in the dentist's chair.
He pushed the button which operated the chair while a dentist preparing.
However, the dentist didn't notice about it.
When he returned the real position, the dentist faced him.
The dentist began to clean his teeth with a suction tube.
After that, he began to use it by himself secretly.
He cleaned his cheek and he sucked up his tongue with it.
After that, he began to clean his jacket with it.
However, the dentist didn't notice it.
He sucked up the dentist’s tea with it.
The dentist faced to him and he noticed his tea had disappeared.
So the dentist doubted Mr. Bean.
After that, the dentist gave him an injection.
After that, Mr. Bean played the injection while the dentist wasn’t looking.
He gave the dentist's leg the injection by mistake.
The injection was anesthetic.
So the dentist's leg went to sleep and he fell down at last.
Mr. Bean was obliged to fix up his tooth by himself.
He looked at the X-ray and he began to drill the tooth.
After he finished fixing, he noticed that the X-ray was reversed.
So he repeated the fix.
However, he realized the X-ray was reversed again.
So he didn't know, so he fixed all of his front teeth.
But His jaws were pasted together and he couldn't open his mouth.
When he was impatient about it, the dentist stood up.
So he was so surprised that he could open his mouth at last.
The dentist was so angry.
However, he didn't care and he was fine because he fixed up his teeth by himself.
Then, he went back home.

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